/ck/ - Food & Cooking

So which do you think is the best food to have sex with? For me, it's the honeydew melon. I like the way the seeds feel on my shaft and if you heat it up just right it is nice and warm. Great for cumming inside. What is your favorite food item to fuck and what is your best food fucking experience?

Let us review the social ranks of food

1) pleb tier - maxing calories, or calorie+nutrition per unit money. Grains, potatoes, beans.

2) ascended tier - slightly less calories or nutrition per unit money. Meat, vegetables, dairy.

3) patrician tier - virtually zero macronutrition per unit money. Fruit and seafood, particularly shellfish.

In conclusion: if you do not consume shellfish and fruit on a semiregular basis, you are a pleb