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>>9066301
You could explain that by "perfect dinner" you simply meant pizza, ice cream, plenty of white wine, and Netflix.

This chick wants to touch your penis, OP. She accepted the invitation into your lair-cave. That says it all. You could make up some bullshit story about how things fell through (like your favorite butcher didn't have a particular cut in stock) and so therefore you had to settle for pizza. You might let her pick toppings. Or you could whip up a simple summer veggie soup and throw in some store bought tortellini. Maybe bake some bread and make toast for dipping. Oh, and plenty of white wine.

Keep things light and not too spicy. Sex on an upset stomach is no fun. Again, don't forget that white wine. God speed, OP.

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>>7950168
Good God.

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>>7891580
Because you're realizing what's really going on. He didn't want to kiss her there on the field in front of everyone. She made him. She wanted everyone to see it happen. It was about her being a narcissist and wanting everyone to watch. She thought she'd gain something socially from everyone seeing it.

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