/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6579398
>putting sauces on his chopsticks
I find new things to hate about Ken every day.

No, but I've noticed Ken is a cringey, unfunny piece of shit.

>>6569032
Unlike Ken

I guarantee you Ken wakes up at 11AM in the morning and starts editing videos in his tighty whities while eating spoonfuls of Nutella and then heads out to Wendy's at 5PM to stuff his gourd while people outside watch with repulsed curiosity as he waves that last burger morsel around his car like some autistic narcissist with smug satisfaction, then pushes Ben down the stairs later for another vlog.

>hmm I'm hungry for some garbage fast food
>I'm gonna get a burger and write off the sweet taxes. Then go buy gasoline and write that, but making sure to get a bunch if twizzlers and car air fresheners from the gas station and write those off too.
A day in the life of Ken

>>6488998
He just calls it that because it's supposed to be trolling people or stoners watching the video in the middle of the night starving or something.

Ken's running gags are so fucking lame and formulaic.

Typical Ken video:
>faggy reggae music Intro
>Ken tries to talk it up with drive thru staff and they don't give a shit
>makes sure he has receipt in hand
>insert general conversation about his bullshit life
>takes pickles off his burger and makes remarks that he doesn't like pickles or cucumbers because he's a fucking man child
>hurr scratch it sniff it
>fast motion montage oh him stuffing his face while waving his burger around the car and taking selfies with like some invalid
>LOL ONE AN HHNGER
>plays basketball with his food wrapped TWO POINTS FOR MY FAGGOT ASS
>Covers screen with his 100 social media accounts. Yeah like I want to buy your signified reviews off iTunes and follow you on Tumblr you unfunny sack of shit.

>>6462393
All of his gags and jokes in his videos are fucking lame. Especially the time lapse of him eating shit talking selfies and waving food around that car like some retard.

Imagine if you were a bystander in that parking lot and just saw some old bald faggot playing with his burger in front of a camera.