/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be lightweight
>buddy who is assistant manager at a bar gets me an IT gig for his bar to be able to make a system to where they can get Twitter Hashtags on their TV
>get invited by owner to come to bar and have a free tab for the night
>decide to pregame with a 6 pack
>get there
>Buddy starts taking me to the different bars and getting my shots
>Friend tells me to act Canadian to pick up women
>All I knew about Canada is that they made Kraft Macaroni, had a city called Ontreal, and said "eh"
>BLACK THE FUCK OUT
>apparently convinced two college sloots I was from Canada
>Doing well
>Except
>I sit down
>I droop my head
>Then start making my way to the trash can
>don't make it
>projectile vomit everywhere
>friend calls me a cab and shoves me in it
>I don't even make it inside my friend's house
>I pass out in the front yard
>wake up
>what the fuck happened
>My pants are unbuckled
>My pants knees are wet
>"dude what happened?"
>friend has a coworker text him "Tell your friend to fucking kill himself"
>never hear from bar owner again
Swear to god blacking out is nowhere near as fun as people make it seem holy shit I don't remember any goddamn thing