/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>C'mon, throw in a buck!
Uh-uh, I don't tip.
>You don't tip?
Nah, I don't believe in it.
>You don't believe in tipping?
>You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
>I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
>Hey, our girl was nice.
She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
>What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
>I'd go over twelve percent for that.