/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Be me
>College kid
>Indoors most of life, held a few jobs and decently well rounded, but little life skills experience. Busy parents didn’t have time to show me stuff and I was too lazy to learn by myself
>Decide to cook for the first time today anything besides super baby basic shit, try Spam and Mash
>Already fucked up by putting it in the fridge instead of leaving it out
>Cut it way too thick, roommate who knows what he’s doing corrects me
>Literally two minutes later the fire alarm goes off
>My dumbass misread wikihow which says 5 minutes, I read it as PER SIDE
>Panic as everyone comes downstairs and sees me panicking because I’m a fucking cooklet
>Just end up settling for a precooked meal by one of my other roommates

How the fuck do I learn basic fucking cooking skills without screwing stuff up? I wish I cooked with my Mom more and it really shows

>>11608586
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT FOOD IS WELL PRESERVED!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW???

My brother's two friends constantly take bites of my food whenever I leave the room, be it home cooked or fast food.

What is the best way to fuck with them? I was thinking buying a burrito, and putting some super hot peppers and extracts into it, and leaving the bait.

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>>11214890
You're all idiots for not getting IT!

>>11214893
You were so close to getting IT.

>>11214747
That is fucking disgusting. Give me a fucking plate, not a slab of fucking rock. Also that looks like shit and probably cost an assload.