/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20342826
Adam awoke, naked and chained to a wall, with a coughing fit, the hairs on his tounge having gotten caught in his windpipe while unconcious. He wheezed and felt the gag reflex kick in before finally exhaling the errant curly hairs. He looked upon them in his hand and realized these looked too feral, too masculine to be anywhere near his own. He took small comfort in knowing this meant he likely hadn't sucked himself off last night. Trying to recollect the events leading up to this, he noticed he was in a dark basement, walls lined with spice racks and filled to the brim with jars of Cayenne. Adam had little time to take in his surroundings as he became aware of a sharp burning sensation in his asshole. His confusion giving way to panic, he screamed for help into the darkness, his echoing plea reverberating into the void.

A moment of silence. Suddenly, the stillness was faintly broken by approaching footsteps accompanied by the sound of a piano:

https://youtu.be/UI6YgHidevk [Embed]

An vast silhoutte emerged from the dark, and with a booming voice exclaimed:

"This is Chef John, from fooooood wishes dot com wiiiith... How to prep your soyboy!"

Raguesa shivered as he suddenly remembered exactly what transpired last night.

"J-john, please, I-I'm sorry, I promise I'll cancel my Youtube account and buy some more Cayenne, just let m-"

No sooner had Adams words left his lips before John mighty hairy hands covered his mouth and forced his face to the ground, his muffled cries ignored by the titan, who was Jovially explaining every step of the process to the camera. In the corner of his eye, he saw Chef John reach for one of the jars of Cayenne while forcing Adams buttcheeks apart. At that moment, he realized the origin of the burning sensation he had felt earlier.

>>20249606
I like his recipes but the presentation style with the weird infantilized baby talk and passive-aggressive self-aggrandizing has made watching his videos harder and harder.

That said, Chef John's pavlova recipe got me a girlfriend.

he didn't stay in his lane

>>18134916
no, but yours is.

>>18098331
BUY AN AD, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

>>18087549
BUY AN AD, YOU FAGGOT!

>>18057251

>>18053094
he's a journalism professor at some university. naturally his whole persona is built around being a preachy knowitall who gets basic facts wrong and does retarded shit. he's improved since being humbled by the internet a couple times but he's gotten proportionally more self-righteous and sanctimonious, too.

>>18021997
If the pasta is made by hand by someone with a connection to their nonna that labor is surely worth it, if I want pasta I demand pasta. >>18021979
has it figured out.

>>17969487
>daily healthy
healthy is relative but:
>spanish tortillas
>greek salads
>salad with chicken, e.g. caesar
>healthy soups -- zucchini soup, tomato bisque, turkey sausage with vegetables, couscous and kale, etc
>garbanzo shit: hummus, falafel
if you want to learn, chef john's foodwishes is a reasonable start.

>>17964528
>Chef John, teaching you mommy blogger recipes and flyover food, but it's okay, he made a Hitler joke.
>t. Fagusea

>>17958188
>Why I get my meals pre-prepped so I can prep my wife's bvll

>>17943700
>what recipes would you like to see from him?
a knuckle sandwich
FUCK ADAM FAGUSEA!

>>17919918
>Explain yourself, /ck/?
Adam Fagusea is a reddit soy boy faggot!
This is Chef John from FoodWishes.com country!

>>17879023
>>17879028
Chef John fuck and kicks Adam Fagusea's ass

chef john from food wishes dot com

go away adam

>>17754671
Shoutout to this. His Sweet and Sour pork is fucking 10/10 as well, make it constantly.

Is it safe to assume he's pretty much out of recipes for his channel and only does flavor-of-the-month stuff these days

>>17749673
Chef John got you covered.
https://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2012/11/swedish-meatballs-and-most-under.html
I'd add just a pinch of cumin to the meat and a splash of soy sauce to the gravy.

>>17716079
shut up and drink your soylent

>another fagusea tier thread

>>17665296
Helllooo this is Chef John from Fooood Wishes dot com here to... kick your ass.

>>17657888