/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>he eats hotdogs with ketchup
>he presses the hamburger patty when grilling
>he doesn't make his own hamburger patties
>he uses eggs as a binder when making meatloaf or hamburger patties
>he orders steak well-done
>he eats steak with steak sauce
>he eats steak with ketchup
>he doesn't eat the crust of his pizza
>he doesn't know how to maintain an iron cast skillet
>he doesn't put his dishes in the dishwasher at least once a month
>he drinks out of a mason jar even though he doesn't have any countryside origins or small town origins
>doesn't know how to crack an egg without breaking the yolk or getting eggshell pieces in the egg
>he can't make an omelet without turning it into scrambled eggs
>he doesn't put his ketchup in the fridge
>he doesn't know how to pickle or preserve fruits/vegetables
>he only likes cheese or pepperoni pizza
>he doesn't like mint ice cream
>he fries pancakes or eggs on high heat
>he keeps pots and baking sheets in the oven
>he attempted to cook a recipe from "Epic Meal Time"
>he has a problem with beans in chili
>he drinks black coffee because he's copying something from a videogame/movie/tv show (Star Trek: Voyager, Twin Peaks, Phoenix Wright, etc)
>he doesn't know how to cut an onion without crying
>he only likes pepperoni or cheese pizza
>he refuses to drink 'girly drinks'
>he drinks water to cool down after eating something spicy instead of sweetened milk
>he drinks soda when he is thirsty instead of water
>he supports tipping , but constantly tips below 20%
>he thinks eating with chopsticks is unecessary in a world of cutlery
>he thinks it's barbaric how people in South Asia and India eat with their hand
>he uses premade stuff when making pancakes, cake, brownies, or cookies