/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'll have an iced tea, thank you.

No, no sugar.

Enjoy your processed "pepperoni" and preserved "sausage" atop "dough" that likely comes to the restaurant pre sized and rolled.

Sounds to me like you live in the middle of nowhere, boss. I suggest you consider relocating. Not for the pizza obviously, but because it seems to me like you've lived a very boring life.

I live in Asheville, NC. Not the pizza mecca of the world. However we have a couple pizza places that would make you never consider wasting your mother's hard earned money on that shit.

Pepperoni that actually gets crisp in a wood fired oven. Milky, creamy cheese grated onto the pizza that stretches like the chain's pizzas do in commercials (but never do at home). Vegetables that actually taste like something other than mushy, flavorless bell peppers. Crust that is fresh and perfectly cooked in the middle with the perfect amount of char on the surface, sauce that doesn't come from a fucking can, the oddly satisfying feel of the semolina from the counter they rolled your crust out on in each bite.

You're over here talking about Dominos is just as good as any pizza you've ever had... You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Dominos is Celeste/Totinos/Bagel Bites tier.

>>6418087
Clearly your ass is some sort of flavor enhancer like MSG