/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> At shitty diner in the middle of nowhere
> Order sloppy shit-tier chili burger
> Dad orders cheeseburger with cheddar
> Gets his burger
> Bites into it
> Calls the waiter over
> "Excuse me, this is not cheddar. This is American."
> Waiter apologizes, takes burger, brings it back with new cheese.
> Dad takes another bite, calls the waiter back over
> "Excuse me, this is still American"
> Waiter getting flustered
> Goes back to kitchen
> Gets slice of uncooked cheese, shows my dad, "See?! See?! This is cheddar?!"
> Dad takes cheese
> Bends it in half both ways
> "Now, do you see how it's not breaking? You can't do that with cheddar cheese."
> Waiter red faced "well, that's all we have"
> Dad smiles and tells the guy it's okay, and that he just wanted to establish that it wasn't cheddar
> Waiter walks away
> Dad turns to me, leans in, whispers
> "Anon... this isn't cheddar."

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> At shitty diner in the middle of nowhere
> Order sloppy shit-tier chili burger
> Dad orders cheeseburger with cheddar
> Gets his burger
> Bites into it
> Calls the waiter over
> "This is not cheddar. This is American. I ordered cheddar."
> Waiter apologizes, takes burger, brings it back with new cheese.
> Dad takes another bite, calls the waiter back over
> "This is still American."
> Waiter getting flustered
> Goes back to chicken
> Gets slice of uncooked cheese, shows my dad, "See?! See?! This is cheddar?!"
> Dad takes cheese
> Bends it in half both ways
> "Do you see how it's not breaking? You can't do that with cheddar cheese."
> Waiter red faced "well, that's all we have"
> Dad smiles and tells the guy it's okay, and that he just wanted to establish that it wasn't cheddar
> Waiter walks away
> Dad turns to me, leans in
> "This isn't cheddar."

What is the GOAT cheese?