/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9465949
Always just Kraft Single American Cheese. It taste like the better version of the cheese inside the Kraft Mac N Cheese but in a buttery sandwhich. The real trick is using butter on the pan and rubbing a little mayo on the bread. Doing this creates the ultimate flavor experience. Now get that meme sriracha sauce because it's tomato sauce and garlic with sugar and smother it on your fucking siqqq cunt sandwich.

>>8918539
>being this poor

>recipe calls for cheese
>use cheese-like food product instead

>>7741513
You need to assert yourself.
Go to her room in the morning while she is in the bathroom, assume your position, wait until she comes back in the room and release a master fart on her pillow. Whisper 'enjoy your pinkeye'.

Butch will probably move out too

In high school my best friend got his first job at Subway. It was pretty great.

>him and some illegal are regularly the only employees there, manager is rarely present
>head in during slow hours
>friend makes the fattest fucking sandwiches for both of us - triple meat, triple cheese, bacon
>grab plenty of cookies and chips and a large drink while we're pigging out on our free sandwiches
>he makes me another sandwich when I'm leaving so I can bring it to school for lunch the next day
>convinced his illegal coworker to buy us booze at the liquor store next door