/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>at the cottage that recently got on the electrical grid
>make coffee for myself and family
>fill the cheap plastic Kenwood kettle with lake water and turn it on until it boils
>serve the coffee, all is good
>aunt starts mentioning that she has a bit of a sore throat
>notice I have a bit of a spicy, sore feeling in my throat as well
>think about it a bit and suspect the coffee
>check the kettle
>the bottom is full of big black ant parts from the ants that crawled into the kettle previously to get at the water and got trapped or something
>tfw I unknowingly lobster'd a small army of ants, drank their broth and served the rest to others