/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20364890
Let's not forget where the yeast for Belgian Lambics and other trappist ales came from.
Fizzy diapers from newborns.
You're kinda wrong though...
Every fermentable fruit, grain, or vegetable carries on it's skin the optimized yeast for it already.
You just like imagining you granny's filthy pussy, and her dirty nails that smelled of onions, and at the same time sour like the dirty dishcloth hanging off the back of a chair in the kitchen, you filthy, incestuous cretin.

>>19942857
WHO THE FUCK put olives and Anchovies on my strawberry rhubarb pie???

>>19793633
>refusing to acknowledge my superior epicurean pallet

>>19759687
Ahhh, yes.
The Sloopy José
t. I haven't eaten at Sloppo Hell, "Make a run for the Bathroom" since 1995, begrudgingly getting 2 soft tacos because the group I was traveling with HAD to go there. Good thing we were at our destination 20 minutes later...EVERYONE had the painful shits about an hour later.
I can't even imagine how bad it is now, and isn't it like 4X the cost?(not counting resulting health issues)

>>19683537
WAKE UP!!
https://youtu.be/b8S3xlIXObA

Can we all agree that parmesan, provolone, asiago, etc. tastes like baby puke and is fucking revolting? I'm not a picky eater at all, I'll chow down on nearly anything. But if I take a bite of a sandwich and it tastes like someone just coughed up their lunch in my mouth, I think I'm justified in getting angry about it.

>>19634222
>checked.. But...
There ARE places in Amerishart that are MUCH...MUCH WORSE.
>be me, visiting family out of state, in all places, Tardledo, OH.
>Go to Penn Station, since usually excellent fries and toasted subs like old Quiznos wuz
>Area of town looks kinda suspect... Lots of Sail Foam stores, and bars on the gas station glass--Not my town, don't know what's up here...
>Go in and are greeted by Standard, fembot wagie--not too cute, not too ugly..
>Eyes drift over to the Oven guy...
>OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>Looks like the nog is wearing clothes that haven't been washed for the last 2 weeks
>literally hand down his pants, scratching his ASS
>"Uhhh...Senpai??
>blank stares from the familials
>proceed to order, everyone gets a separate sub and we all share a big "BAG-O=Fries"
>Watching oven guy like a HAWK--nothing too egregious...(I worked in BOH positions before)
>--->go home and eat
>That night, in a house with 4 bathrooms, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING bathroom was occupied--multiple times each.
>All 6 of us compare notes next day--It was the fucking filthy Nog Oven-Guy
>never eat at PennStation again...foods probably still good, but you know that ONE night where you had too much Tequilla and fish tacos that were undercooked?--Like that.
You can get FUCKED by shitty "Employees" anywhere. I miss a high trust, high IQ(relatively) society

>>19606847
lol.
Turns 'em orange or even red.
yet another good reason to only use glass and ceramics in cooking/reheating with a microwave.
https://news.unl.edu/newsrooms/today/article/nebraska-study-finds-billions-of-nanoplastics-released-when-microwaving/

>>19553017
Both that and Balsamic vinegar are breddy gud on high quality vanilla or strawberry ice cream...I think I'll SKIP the soy sauce tho--

>>19380980
WAT!!
You DRINK the brine?
Well, Maybe I could see dipping a good Grilled Cheese in it, but..
You GO TOO FAR!!!

>>19102106
TOO MUCH time at the Golden Corral, man.
WAY too much...

>>19064760
>>19064769
Just buy an ad--
I'm all for what you're TRYING to do, with a healthier alternative, truly--but we have enough fucking shills and advert fags here already, don't you think?
Also, you may not have been paying attention to your targetmarket--
$34 a 12-pack is a hard sell, unless you already have Brand Affiliation established, AND it promises some immediate result.
You wanna build that brand affiliation??
release some coupons for a free six pack variety here--
limited time, limited amount(one per house/address)
you're still gonna have to come down in price though.

>>19027813
>>19027906
Oh my fucking god, how on earth could you have fucked up so badly at cooking this?
You're not gonna die but man are you gonna have some intense diarrhea.

>>18261364
...ugh...
ONLY if bug-free and heavily hopped.

>>18246666

>>16629916
what protectionist patriot government do I need to vote for to stop this coming to my country?

>>16540027
>carpet in the kitchen

>>16323992
>/pol/

>>16275291
>>I drink 18+ cans of diet coke every day

>>13116511

>>13117732
>margarine
cannot believe humans eat that shit, butter is best

>>12597171
Allyship +9k

You may, or may not, be surprised how many dudes tell me they’d be open to me pegging them after like, 2 Amstel Lights.

>>12333982
>Eating McDonald's

>>12329410
>eating eggs