/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6988400
>doesn't like red meat
3000 comments about how you're a filthy plebeian.

Posted this in the "Why do americans salad!?" thread, but I believe it also would fit here.

>be yesterday
>haven't seen my mom in 2 years but she invites me over for easter dinner (we aren't religious but we still do stupid holiday shit sometimes)
>go over and expect it to just be the family
>helping my mom make the food and everything is looking good
>hear knock at the door
>"Oh it must be them!"
>mom's whitetrash friends come over (the son literally doesn't even have a shirt on and the dad/son are both walking in with a budweiser in their hands)
>want to kill myself because I have associated with these asshats before and know it's going to be hell
>fuck it and go back to what I was doing
>hear the mom talking to my mom
>"Oh yea I made some pasta salad and some strawberry cheesecake salad!"
>vomit in my mouth a little bit
>every time I hear strawberry cheesecake salad I go back and remember the fatass bitch making "kit-kat lasagna" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypF2eM_q8Q [Embed]
>the pasta salad is literally macaroni noodles with some shitty creme sauce that smells like the black death
>strawberry cheesecake salad just looks like a melted cheesecake in a bowl with some hard chunks of something in it

I wanted to kill myself. They stayed for 8 hours when they said they were only going to be there for 2-3. I had to talk to these faggots. Wanted to talk shit about them and tell them to shut the fuck up multiple times but I didn't want to look rude in front of my mom (was raised with very southern values so I never act like an ass or curse in front of my parents). Now I realize why I haven't talked/seen my mom in 2 years.

>roommate goes shopping
>give him enough money to buy my shit
>he comes back
>help him unload all the shit
>gather my shit and put it away
>everything he bought was junk food and shit like pie/cake/icecream/soda
>whatever.jpg
>eats through 3/4ths of his shit in 2 days
>pesters me for the next week asking for food or for me to make him food
>sometimes my food disappears

I left like a year ago. It was awful.

>>5877261
>Boil them 10 mins
>Boil them
>10 mins
>Boil
>them
>10
>mins