/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This thread is a fucking mess, OP

>>13760679
>soggy and salty
this
KFC used to be god-tier and now they somehow fucked up and only serve soggy ass dogshit

>>12831450
>just getting a kebab after feeling bad for feeling overweight during news eve when I was buying clothes for a party
>have a sad look on my face
>kebabman: "hey friendo, looking down, having problem?"
>anon: "uuh, yeah... haha... life I guess....."
>kebabmudslime: "is it girlfriend?"
>anon: "uuuuuuh yeah... haha we having problems"
>kebabbro: "yeah friend I understand me girl giving me trouble in my country"
>anon: "yeah, I hear ya"
>kebabdoullah: "is your girl from your country, friend? you lucky just be nice to her"
>anon: "okay..."

I've never felt more like a fucking wojak caricature than this fucking day, I had to make up a girlfriend just to try and impress a stranger that would forget about me in a day.