/ck/ - Food & Cooking

top with a slice of this from Aldi and some dill weed

went to Aldi yesterday and again to a different Aldi today to buy this

plus, the one check out girl with red hair always sucks my dick in my car in the parking lot before I go but I have to give her a quarter

she knows I like smoked salmon and that turns her on, thus the dick sucking in the parking lot

oh yeah, I do finger her while she is sucking my dick

Okay guys, gimme the lowdown.

I like Aldi cold smoked salmon. Cheap, salty, smokey, and fishy.
What's not to love?

Oh and before you post: I consider foodies, food snobs, gourmets, and gourmands to just be a group of eloquent picky-eaters.

Name a better cold smoked salmon for the price.

Hint: you cant
bravo Mr. Aldi