/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18563960
>What are we drinking?
Unfortunately probably going to abstain for a while. Drank too much last weekend and almost died falling off of a ledge. This is what I get for not drinking at home.

>>17875133
Stop working night shift, we weren't meant to live like that. If nothing else take Vit D if you aren't already.

>>17874917
Did that until my IBS told me I'm caffeine sensitive and now it's decaf coffee and placebo.

>>17844153
I was one month old in March of 1993.

>tattoos

No thanks.

>>15769341
Kraft mac and cheese with cut up hotdogs and tons of sriracha. I can eat a whole box of that shit.

>>15002947
>mouth feel

>>11268939
>black wives
>not baby mamas

Guys, I just heard about that thing Americans do. Do Americans really do this? How can Americans be so strange?

>>9726483
>Where were you when a fantasy game cookbook started allowing you to cook better than 99% of /ck/?
Not much of an accomplishment, knowing how to make a roux or what a maillard reaction is makes you a better cook than the tendie warmers that make up 80% of /ck/. >>9726771's recipe would certainly be expert level cooking here because it requires multiple methods of heating for a single dish and none of them are "stick it in the microwave." Even the free section via amazon preview would blow some of these McChicken enthusiasts minds with spice mixes and basic buttery crust recipes.

>Waiter has no interest in talking to me
>I have no interest in talking to them
>Waiter annoys me every 5 seconds acting overly obnoxious to get money out of me
>I'm autistic for not enjoying this
This board is so desperate for social interaction, jesus christ. I'll skip the middleman and buy a hooker if I wanted to pay for someone to pretend to be interested in me

>>7873815
>this entire post

>>6903778
>>6903732
I eat trash food all the time. A long as it's in a container or not sitting IN a pile of wet filth, you're fine.

PRO TIP: If enough co-workers see you take their half eaten food out of the trash, they will hand it directly to you instead of trashing it next time!

>TFW I'm their supervisor

>>6897880
Do hard drugs instead. It'll take food's place as the easy dopamine kick you need to get through the day.

Jesus, this thread...

- Middle/High schoolers don't need to be doing drugs. Drugs are for making jaded adults forget they're miserable.

- Marijuana enhances all the senses. Smoking anything dulls the taste buds and sense of smell. The point is you're high-- everything feels "enhanced"; that is the side effect of THC.

- Hunger increases the enjoyment of food, taste texture or otherwise. Consumption of marijuana will essentially turn off the part of your brain that tells you you're not hungry.

Stoner culture is retarded, but I'd grab a bowl over a beer any day. Pot makes food and drink seem like all you need to be happy in life.

You might really enjoy the taste of a meal the same sober, but you appreciate the significance of that great taste and think about every bit of effort that was compiled to make that flavor.

My personal favorite thing to do: Blaze it, go gardening, harvest fresh veggies, cook carefully, eat and be amazed.

Olives
Licorice
Cloves

Come at me, motherfuckers.

>I hate meat on pizza.
>By far the easiest way to get people to hate YOU.

>>6317016
It smells bad because it's burning old sugar and cheese and oil and dropped fries inside your house.

Open a window and turn on the fan.

>>6209251
> sweet potato pie
> want it to be savoury

>>5570416
texas
half mexican though