/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13869480
*Ruins every meal*

>work xmas party at bar
>boss is drunk as fuck
>literally has cocaine on side of his nose
>too drunk, is asked to leave by restaurant
>work party continues
>boss shows up an hour later, blackout wasted
>starts screaming n word and threatening staff
>cops come
>I beg the cops to let me take him home
>they finally agree
>take boss home
>hes doing half gram bumps on the drive home
>get to his house
>has a fucking heart attack and dies in my car
>he fucking died inside my car
>call cops etc etc

work should be pretty weird tonight

>be me
>32 yo white male
>be only normal person in entire bloodline
>extended family drunks and criminals
>previous year, small family fight got serious and my cousin ended up in jail
>decide I am going to carry this year
>loaded Glock concealed inside sport coat
>nephew notices it when I pick up a cookie she fucking dropped and left on the floor
>tells her dad, same asshole who went to jail in 2016
>comes at me out of fucking nowhere with a knife.
>I draw, scream, and somehow coax him to drop it (I think his bitch wife had more to do with that)
>entire family beyond pissed at me
>I'm asked to leave
>pulled over within a minute of leaving
>explain sitch to piggy and show conceal carry license
>he tells me which roads to avoid because of dui checkpoints.

do I go again in 2018? I can't fucking decide! post your horror stories from Thanksgiving.