/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I personally enjoy the impotent outrage of minorities so anything that pisses people off is fine by me. Sushi with ketchup, for instance, might sound horrible but is in fact very good. Especially if you order it in a high end sushi place, the anger that the sushi chef who is so serious about his stuff is delicious. But I have to admit that it's even more delicious if you do this with a more sensitive culture. They are easy to identify, they call themselves "minorities" and are usually very easy to piss off. I think I have explained that I prefer scandinavian tacos over "authentic" to every single latin american I have ever met. One of the little beaners even tried to punch me once haha but I just held my hand on his forehead and he couldn't really do anything.

>>16997976
I love this kind of scene.
>make appointment at restaurant, sometimes even on the same day just a few hours ahead of rush hour
>arrive
>long line of people standing at the entrance, walk straight past them
>"hello im anon i had an appointment"
>ushered inside
>very nasty looks from most people waiting, sometimes theres a guy saying this is bullshit

KNEEL MEXICAN, SCANDINAVIAN CHAD COMING THROUGH

>>16499852
>>16499870
Trannies on damage control
>btw
You will never be a real woman.

>>13112821

>>12606189
>OP doesnt know about the secret knock

>>12530189
This, ordering a burger today because of op.

>>12502751
>britbongs pay 8 dollars for this
>”superior cuisine”

>>11903521
>he cooks stock with used cooked bones

>>11706107
>Nobody ate sushi in the 90s

>>10649896
>>10649908
>>10649917

Lactase persistence master race here, you are all pathetic.

>>10018982
>t. poorfag

>>9938707
>homeless vermin takes home in my oven
>tfw too weak to forcibly move squatter rat
>have to change apartments
the state of some poeple

>>8611584

>$200 is expensive

>>7161788
>Christmas dinner
imagine you fuck it up and kill your dad by accident at Christmas dinner

>tfw you've only had water, coffee, booze, & shawarma for the past 3 days

>>6689162
>it makes hot dogs better
>hot dogs

>>6302524
>potato diamonds

>>6126791
>public bathrooms
>cleaned and disinfected on an hourly basis

Janitor here. Laughed much more than is probably healthy.

>>6120297
>Without Africans, there would be no America.
Okay, I know this isn't /ck/ anymore, but I've GOT to hear the rationale behind this.

>>6042997
I want this so fucking bad.

>>6030789
I demand justice for my sides.

>>5835653
>WHITE PIPS
>nature's mistake

>>5520414
>I'm pre-revolutionary war american descent, combined with irish, swiss german, english.
HAHA!
Please go to bed fagot.