/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>made thai red curry last night
>put in way too many birds eye chilis because I thought they'd be weak like the last ones I bought
>like eating molten lead but toughed it out
>do a shit just now my fucking face


ok I can understand getting used to chili burns and appreciating the flavour, but there's no way my butthole will ever accustomise to that my fucking god. never again.

>drink coke put it on shelf next to old can I kept forgetting to put in bin
>pick up can, take a swig
>notice chunky quality to it, also warm adn flat
>realise cold can is still on shelf
>pour contents of old can into a cup
>my fucking face when it is THICK with ddead insects I can't identify, they've partially fallen to peices

>buy some delicious flat bread
>have half, store rest in pantry wrapped up nice and tight
>come home drunk next night
>eat lots of bread with vegemite
>tastes funny, face is kind of itchy
>turn lights on to discover it is more green/black than bread coloured
>there are also ants on it