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harveys

Hey co/ck/s,

I moved to the U.S. and they don't have Harveys here. Anyone know how to make their strange tasting hamburger patty. It has a weird texture and seasoning I've come to love.

16th birthday
>Buy bottle of Jameson
>Head to birthday party hosted at buddies around 10PM
>Get talked into doing 16 shots, fuck it
>Decide I might as well finish rest of bottle

(The events that follow I have no recollection of, just my friends accounts)

>Friend decides he doesn't want me puking in his house so drives me and a few buddies to Mcdonalds
>Order quarterpounder meal, muck it faster than a single mom on her way to the shoe store the day her support cheque comes in
>Friend ordered a pair of Mcdoubles and a flurry
>He gets up and goes to washroom and I eat both of his Mcdoubles
>Comes back and says wtf "Dude I called dibs" "Anon that makes no fucking sense I paid for them" "MAaaan I called dibs"
>Pissed off friend goes to buy more Mcdoubles and I start to eat his flurry
>He just gives up the battle and orders all new food
>Our quarterback walks in and proceed to instigate a fight between Mcdoubles friend and him
>Manager kicks us out, proceed to throw nuggets at manager
>Friend gets pissed that I'm going full retard and decides to just take me home
>Fuckers didn't help me get in my house, they watched and recorded a solid 10 minute video of me trying to get my key in and falling over and shit
>Get inside, get in bed (this part I remember)
>Puke rumblin, know I won't back it to bathroom.
>Roll to floor puke up all that mcdonalds with the force of a thousand suns
>Go to work the next day and get sent home because my manager thought I had swine flu

Not a bad 16th birthday really

>>6246444
Just a perfect burger. So juicy. Charbroiled.