/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5152234
Easy there buddy, maybe loosen that fedora a notch. You seem agitated.

>>4983847
>highly enlightened person like me.

You sound like an angsty dumbass.

>>4901489
Indeed good sir, horseradish is a perfectly acceptable accompaniment for a steak. I as well don't often use it but it can be quite nice in the right setting.

>>4895159
The answer is Tabasco. And MSG. They'll trick your brain into ingesting shit food much more effectively than any grace or prayer.

>>4728125
Wearing a tight fit today, are we? It's sunday you know, you can wear a looser hat.

The problem lays not in the missing middle layer of bread.
The problem lays not in the un-toasted sandwich.
You must search within, my padawan. There, you will find your answers.
You must start somewhere. Ask yourself, why did you want a club sandwich to begin with?
Once you made the decision to obtain one, why did you choose to get it from the place you got it from?
By choosing to go there, what did you expect your sandwich to consist of?

My apprentice, the problem lays not in the lack of middle layer or the lack of a fine toast. The problem........it is much deeper, it is much more personal. I want you to meditate on the particular chain of events and thoughts that drove you to having a meal at Subway. That is the key to your plight.

Consider that Subway in and as itself is not the issue at hand. Consider that you made a conscious decision to obtain sustenance from there, and meditate on that decision.

Feel your regret, embrace your regret.