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You're supposed to torture it to death for hours. This tenderizes the meat. First clip its feet and wings and staple it to the barn door. About halfway through, pull it down and kick it around with your feet, throwing hot water on it as it stops struggling. This wakes up the nervous system.

Remember that lower animals such as fish, cows, chickens, and straight white christian men don't feel pain, it is what scientists call "nocioception" which is a fancy way of saying they enjoy it.