/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19928584
If I had a dog and an American living in my house I'd also give the dog preferential treatment.

>>10095440
Why are you not more hated than me?

I was about 12? years old and my dad got a promotion or it was my birthday or something so just him and I went to outback steakhouse on a Friday night.

My dad is a picky eater, his mom was a horrible cook and he couldn't stomach casseroles, roasts, meatloaf, seafood and always ordered his steaks medium well. I like my steaks medium rare.

So we both order a blooming onion and two filet mignons, medium rare for me and medium well for him. We're both in a good mood until our steaks come, where he cuts into his and it's medium rare, then into mine and it's medium rare. He told the waitress his steak was undercooked, which took forever because it was a really busy night.

She rolls her eyes, and like the baby boomer that my dad is got pretty pissed off at her. She takes his steak back to the kitchen, tells me that tonight is a time to enjoy, and to eat mine. While he waits, I finish my whole steak in about 15 minutes. It was really good, but my dad is sitting around hungry and grumpy as fuck.

The cunty waitress comes back after I finish eating and gives him this black colored slab of leather. I wait about 10 minutes for him to finish his steak which he said was disgusting, but also said he didn't want to send it back again because we would have to wait another 20 minutes.

The waitress comes back and asks how everything was. My dad just lays into her about how rude she is, how long we both had to wait, and how the food was terrible. They get into a civil but verbal argument and she leaves angry and holding back tears and my dad with an aura of misery for displaying that to me, his 12 year old son. I'm tired and want to go home now at this point because I'm full, my dad just finished yelling, and the rest of the patrons are staring at us.

The waitress was instructed by the manager to give us each 25 dollar gift cards to make up for the experience. My dad announced to the whole restaurant, "We're never coming back to this fucking place again."

Neither of us have.

>>9345241
HAHAHAHA Holy shit, dude. It doesn't matter what it tastes like it is only to get you drunk.

Hamburgers, tacos and hot dogs are sandwiches.
Cereal is a type of soup.
Pizza is a type of pie
Broth is a beverage
Boneless buffalo wing are chicken nuggets
Pasta is a type of noodle
Canadian bacon is just ham
Corn is a flower
Chili is a stew
Meat pies are a type strudels
Honey is not vegan
Frog legs are seafood

>order 10 buffalo wings
>the bone is shattered in one of them

>Mcdonalds should do this, this and this to their menu
>I'm still never gonna go there lel

>and as always, eeeennnnjjjjjjooooooyyyyyyyy

is it wrong to ask for a free water cup and fill it with carbonated water / club soda instead of tap water?