/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My roommate boils chicken.

That's it. That's his entire meal preparation. No salt, no pepper, no seasonings of any kind, no side dishes, nothing. He just sticks chicken in boiling water then he wanders off. After some time has passed he screams, "OHHH SHIT!" and runs to the stove expecting everything to be on fire. He can't even set the timer. I'm worried he'll completely forget he was cooking one day and burn our apartment down.

That's all he can make. He doesn't even like the way it tastes. He's fucking proud of himself too. I don't understand....