/ck/ - Food & Cooking

look, I’m a little poor at the moment. i just ate breakfast lunch, so I’m good til it’s time again. before then I gotta go get a grocery. one single can of dried beef, and while I’m at Kroger I’m gonna use 10 cents off so I can get to work tomorrow. my plan is to have creamed chipped beef on toast and succotash out of a can in my cabinet for dinner. there’s a problem though.

I don’t know how to make it offhand, I’ve never done it before despite eating it and enjoying it. I could ask my grandma, but that involves necromancy and I lost my virginity between middle and high school so that’s out. I tried to look up a recipe, but everything is like Juliannes real country livin yeehaw faggot ass shit and it doesn’t feel genuine to me. i want it like your grandpa had it at the field mess when he was in Korea fighting the yellow devil. so I’m gonna ask here instead and hopefully I can get a good response before dinner time, god forbid I have to read some fucking mommy blog written in the time she had between letting her 70k custom truck fake redneck 3 story homeowner husband beat the absolute loving fuck out of her and trying to fuck her stepson.
anyway I’m just bitter about normies, any help would be appreciated though

Also cheap meal general if that isn’t a thing already