/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12997465
What's wrong with it? It looks delicious

>>11821288
I strip and present my hole for them as a meal, duh

>>11705712
I dripped warm homemade Valentine's chocolate on my bf's cock and gobbled it up.

>>11678579
I-I don't have one sir please feel free to put your sausage between my buns

>>11532317
H-How much for the whole course + happy ending? Haha asking for a friend

>>11524119
The spitroasting and stuffing is made in the dining room by everyone, taking turns.

>>11504773
Imagine Tony the Tiger rawing Snap, Crackle and Pop one after another on god

>>11317060
>be few years ago, living in uni dorm
>be making curry in large pot
>have the brilliant idea to cook the rice with the curry in the pot
>dump rice in at max heat
>go outside for a cig
>see friend smoking too, start chatting
>suddenly it's 10 mins past
>smoke starts coming out of my dorm window
>then bf who lives in the room next to mine bursts out the door and drags me back in
>entire floor stinks of burnt corpse
>curry turned into lumps of charcoal
>pot is emitting blackbody radiation
>mfw

>>10860820
Bet Brad is frustrated because he can't fuck that qt on camera

>>10828499
Thank him for the new paint job

>>10807528
Man these two definitely have fucked. I can imagine gray shirt makes his creamy baby batter in blue shirt's oven.

>>10770886
Moan by moan, anon's shrill voice leaked from his lipsticked mouth as Gordon pressed his Shitake mushroom tip against his well-seasoned hole. "Don't be afraid to put your back into it," Gordon said, as he thrusts his thick, hot cock with the might of a thousand Jamie Olivers into anon's quivering hole.
Before anon could scream, Gordon put a pair of fingers in his mouth again, both to muzzle his voice and to put another red pill in. The pillow is now stained red with anon's lipstick, as Gordon mercilessly pounds his cockholster of a hole while holding his neck down, pushing his head into the pillow. The pleasure that the red pills gave to anon has made his mind a complete cocklusting mush, as all his smooth frilly cock could do was flop about, leaking copious amounts of cum.
"That's about medium, medium rare," Gordon said while pushing down onto anon's bottom with one finger, and then doing the same to his cheekbone immediately after. As he tightened his grip on anon's hips, anon could feel Gordon's cock engorge inside of him with each thrust. He knew that he was about to be stuffed and battered like a Christmas turkey. If he doesn't stop the Chef now, his hole will forever be deformed into the shape of Gordon's cream-pipe, such that no other nozzles could ever fit inside him anymore. But the mere thought has made his cockhead twitch with anticipation; in his heart, he knew he was already gone.
Nearing the climax, Gordon bellowed "SAY IT." As if he knew exactly what Gordon wanted to hear, anon shouted "Y-yes Chef! O-oh yes Chef!!" as the both of them reached an explosive climax that painted the entire bedroom eggshell white.
Basking in the afterglow, Gordon smeared some of his babybatter onto anon's buttocks and spread it around. "I like to have that even coating..." he murmured, and gestured for a mysterious dark three-legged figure standing at the door, "you, c'mere."
The dark figure licked his lips. "I'm gonna give your meat a good ol' rub, boyeee..."