/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>another fast food thread

>Live in small British town
>Work in a kebab shop
>All the other workers here are shitskinned Turks
>I am pretty much the joke of the neighbourhood because I am white and work here
>People always come in and ask if the 'white turk' is working that night
>Sometimes customers try to be funny and make me do shit to entertain them
>For example last week some chav cunt made me tie a stretch of donor meat round my skinny wrist so the boss could pull me along like 'the white turkish dog I am', had to get on my knees on the greasy fucking floor
>boss finds it hilarious
>doesn't stop it
>can't get another job
>2 years of slicing kebab meat for fat fucks

>applied for a job at a bakery 3 months ago
>didn't have any formal experience but I have been baking for years
>they invited me to come in and bring something I baked with me
>obviously they will hire whoever has the best baked goods
>Baked a classic loaf of white bread infused with Goji berries and dark chocolate
>call it ''Anons acne and cancer moles delight'' because the red berries and black chocolate make it look like a person with acne and moles
>take it to the interview
>3 other people there
>one bought fucking cupcakes
>one bought cookies
>only one had any creativity, bought a cherry pie
>in the interview we had to present our recipes
>mine was clearly the best
>I didn't get the job

'bakeries' are filled with idiots, with no baking knowledge