/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is this the cat thread?
I'm having a chicken with some rice.
I was thinking I'd go down to the beach and get a rock and see if I could get a more nicely cooked bird by heating the rock and putting it inside the cavity, and then the whole thing into the oven.
But the weather sucks and it's kind of a long walk, so we're just simmering it.