/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13843931
When I had an abortion at 17 my father cooked me a Congratulations You Are A Murderer dinner. Lasagna and salad, with orange juice. It wasn't thoroughly cooked. I mentioned that at the time and he said yeah I aborted the lasagna because it was inconvenient for me to wait, like it was with you.

I just wasn't ready for a child. I also had a McDonald's fillet of fish once that sucked.

>>13824002
After my breast enhancement surgery, I fucked my own father while drunk and also his friends. I was so full of semen. They fed me the teriyaki remains of my own abortion with fragrant rice.

>>13829429
One of the most treasured memories I have is accidentally pouring molten hot nachos into an occupied baby crib at my work.

>>13815197
What a dummy.
Should have spiced up that brushhandle instead.

>>13185145
I agree that it sucks having to throw away a 5-cent onion, but if you couldn't determine there was a problem when you inspected them how do you expect some retail monkey to do it?

Most places actually will replace your onion if you complain, by the way.

>>12244245
>>12244263
Plain old white onions get pretty sweet when cooked. I love it.
I'll usually throw a few (peeled) onions in with a roast or or meal I make in the oven and sometimes add a few smallish ones, also peeled, if I'm boiling potatoes or carrots.
It takes zero effort, it's cheap, it's delicious, and it's low-calorie even.

Whole onions, not peeled, are super easy and nice to make in a campfire as well if you're into hiking/camping. Although they are not weight-efficient if you're serious about the hiking part. It's a lot of flavour from even a small one, though, so I'll usually bite the bullet and bring a few small ones. Just leave them near the embers and give it time.

>>12028724
He's probably American and thinking of borsch because he has never actually made either.

>>11756764
>Seems to me
For the cost of an onion you can find out for sure.
Do horizontal cuts on one half and don't do them on the other. See if they come out equally finely chopped.

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>>10563741
You don't, though. You can make the top of an onion plant continue to grow after harvesting the root.
These fools are missing out for nothing.

>>10410629
Breast milk doesn't contain enough vitamins or HER breast milk didn't contain enough because of her diet?
I don't know much about breast milk, but I would have thought it contained everything the kid needed.

I'm glad the autists on /pol/ decided that onions are good rather than bad because I go through a two kilo bag in about a week and I wasn't about to stop no matter what it did to my moobs.