/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20607368
>Obligatory Pic
Mine was probably over 20 years ago.
>Just lost job
>apartment under a fat blonde bitch who whenever she'd shower buckets of water would leak through my ceiling coating everything in foulness
>told apartment manager who refused to do anything months before, said no rent until it's fixed to a livable state
>found out later they were selling the property AS-IS so NO REPAIRS was their policy.
>Broke and getting food from food pantry 3x a week
>New owner sees that I hadn't paid last month--IMMEDIATE EVICTION notice.
> come home one day from a job search and the BIG ORANGE Sheriffs department sticker is on the door. GET OUT IN 24 hours, or your shit is in the street.
>WTF!?
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFuck...Fuck... fu..
>nothing in the fridge or cupboards but some tart as fuck organic salad dressing and some stale organic crackers from the food bank
>luckily, since I had only moved to that city 2 years prior, I didn't have a bunch of shit to pack--eat my sad stale crackers with little drips of dressing as my last meal there before couch surfing/car camping for the next 3 weeks.
To add insult to injury, I got taken to court for alleged "Back rent" but ,somehow even though there was a judgement against me I never paid a dime and suffered no repercussions from it.
The whole thing was greasy and crooked as fuck, the landlord had this absurd list of thing to charge to ensure no security deposit would ever be returned to their tenants
>$60/per dirty stovetop drip pan
>$250 for a "dirty bathroom"
>$100 for pet damage(I had no pets)
The tough times really do strengthen you and build character, but it's better to have foresight if you can. And money.
Thanks for reading my SadMeal™ Blog.

>>19881036
OOF!
In future pizza excursions, try making your own or at least getting the dough at Aldis,(in the deli meat section) or a local pidzer shop that will sell it to you.
I can't imagine going to the trouble of making pizza at home and still getting a corporate goyslop crust.

>>19520839
Fair enough..This deserves a side of pasta..

>>19396859
Ignore the frozen pizza munching troll--he am a FAGIT