/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19960382
> Ramen noodles mixed into what is pretty clearly canned chicken noodle soup

>>19581793
>Cracked open an egg.
>Two yolks.
>"Oh look! that means you'll have good luck", says my mom.
>Felt great for the rest of the day, even though I don't really believe in those things.
>Opened two more the next day.
>Both had double yolk.
>Same thing happened the following day.
>Checked the lot/number on each egg from my 30-egg carton box.
>There's two, and 16 eggs (including the previous ones) had the same number.
>All had double yolk.
>Felt like shit for a month, knowing I have no real luck.
>And felt even shittier knowing there's a chicken double-tapping eggs, probably a mutant, bigger chicken or is throwing away her life by putting extra yolk in them.
>MFW trying to sleep, thinking about it for a month straight.

>>19548951
>Heard the Tabasco imitation was good
>Managed to find a fuckload at local store
>Bought all of it
>Someone broke into house
>All of my sauce was among the things they took

>>19390051
It's 10 times worse with coworkers:
>If you stop them or don't go along with their chitchat you're deemed an antisocial that doesn't do teamwork, no matter how productive you are.
>You didn't sit during lunch with the new supervisor to hear her bitch about the nail salon she goes to? Well, shit. Now she's blaming you for everything that goes wrong in the kitchen.