/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11325882
>impudent
Your inbreeding is showing. You mean "impotent," lol! Were you home schooled by evangelicals?

>>11220686
>i'm an iconoclast who is immune from the strategies of marketing pirates
Niggah, they have strategies targeting specifically your modus operandi.

>>10690473
>tfw a high school friend died at the age of 36 from testicular cancer because he thought tasting his cum was gay.

>he's a lazyass who can't spend 15 minutes to determine how to develop umami with ingredients that contribute other subtle or overt flavors to the dish and enhance appearance instead of a petroleum derived chemical with leftover unintended residue from the manufacturing process.

>>10012735
Mfw I live in the 2nd fattest state in the union where 48% of the state govt. is funded by CA and NY federal tax dollars but everyone complains about fed spending while riding in their scooters to get more chips and soda. 60% of MS is extremely obese, 30% are meth addled skellies and 10% are in reasonable shape.

>>9913049
>mfw when a fastfood worker thinks he can post on human websites

>>9549092
>mfw your ancestors, if they existed in america prior to 1950 were eating intestines and pigs feet as well as the brains and any other offal you care to name

Fucking wimpass millennial, go have a nugget, with your bf, faggot.

>>9297811
I like this. Has potential.

>mfw americucks live in suburban neighborhoods with 1/4 acre+ that have rules forbidding vegetable gardens and require residents to dump bayer and dow chemical poisons all over their yard to maintain a 1950's concept of beauty.

>>8824853
What's wrong with that profile, moron? Jelly because it's a chiseled jaw line? Get /fit/ you fatfuck.