/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Shit thead, shit food. I unironically want OP to commit suicide and ends his miserable failure of an existence.
I am done with 4chan. You niggers aren't even pretending not to be reddit at this point. Fuck this niggerfaggot website.

>>11625207
big if true

>>11532700
I ran mornings
ask the fuckers who run night shift and get a syringe and screw driver put up to their throat while they're on cash

Speaking of syringes:
before days of extreme easy mode drivethrough
>be lobby guy
>greet the herd of old people
>hear "you missed a spot~" for the record breaking 24th time that day
>greet regular hobo just outside the door
>explains he had his bike stolen from "SOME FUCKING NIGGER."
>say farewell to hobo to delve into my routine
>head to washrooms, "EVERY TWO MINUTES ANON" as ordained by hot blonde manager
>open door to stagnant piss and factory default scent spray mixture
>grown immunity by now
>sweep paper towels off the ground and mop piss puddles
>Watch in revulsion as every old man walks out without washing their hands, some had the decency to lightly rinse their hands, without soap of course
>thank ronald mcdonald that the counter tops are black and spread water/piss/soap pools around to make it look like I wiped it properly
>one of the two stalls is occupied
>legs spread eagle going into other stall
>mop around his foot
>fuck off to clean trays and disassociate into nothingness
>customer tears me away from blessed peace and explains that there's a guy passed out in the stall
>proceed to washroom with my stick
>stick is best friend
>stick is love, stick is life
>concerned customer interests die at the piss & factory refresher bouquet
>ifonlyIwassolucky.mcgriddle
>Poke the leg while asking if he's alright
>no answer
>against better judgement I peek
>dude is off in cloud cuckooland
>needle still in hand
>call cops while dodging old man requests to change tv channel to sports/you missed a spot sweepstakes
>less than 2 minutes officials come to help the guy
>back outside to check garbage cans and greet hobo and relay washroom incident
>partially through and he freaks the fuck out, pulling out a crescent hammer from his moldy pockets
>"WHERE'S MY FUCKING BIKE NIGGER."
>Open the door and let out girly scream for cops

Im concerned for you. Get new tastes my dude.

>>8147252
If you want my folder of shits taken in public bathrooms, just let me know