/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I think SodaStream is a secret plot by antisemites.
Wait, hear me out.

They sell you on a great idea, carbonating soda at home.
But then they make a flimsy machine.
With syrups that taste like shit.
And then they make you use only their proprietary CO2 tanks, which ends up making it cheaper and more convenient to buy soda at a store.
And on top of that, they have the worst most dishonest customer service that doesn't want to replace broken units under warranty and won't take people off automatic shipment pans.
And finally, the product is made in an illegal apartheid settlement that underpays its workers and treats them like shit and fires them if they complain.

It's too obvious. They're doing everything scummy they could possibly do.
It HAS to be a plot to make Jews look bad.

Just started counting calories... looked on the back of a jar of salsa. Serving size: 2 tbsp/30 mL!! GIVE ME A FUCK-ING BREAK!! So I guess we're all dipping 2 chips and then putting the salsa away, huh?

Why do they do that? Try to make the product look good by giving it a tiny portion size? How about just telling me how much is in the whole package that I'm buying?? That way I don't have to multiply by whatever the amount is to figure out the amount of calories in the whole package before I divide by whatever the amount is that I ate? Fuck off food companies. You're not fooling anyone. Just... fuck... off with this stupid bullshit.