/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5175104
this is cat

>>5116809
>tfw hungover right now
>tfw sipping a chilly low sodium v8 with a splash of Tabasco and vodka.

are you fucking JEALOUS M8?

Fellow /ck/ooks, its OK to curse in the kitchen, yes? Do you guys cuss at work and hear it often? My new as fuck assistant manager tripped out bigtime when I jokingly called a coworker a motherfucker earlier. It wasn't even in front of customers, it was in the kitchen. Apparently she didn't appreciate my excessive profanity one bit and planned on bringing it up with the store manager and even the district manager when she sees them. It took all I had to not burst out laughing in her face.

>mfw this girls been here a week
>mfw I've worked with store manager almost a year and am certain no fucks will be given
>mfw I've worked with district manager two years and certain no fucks will be given
>mfw this girl is so new she doesn't even know yet that the district manager has a fouler mouth than I do

I respect that she's my superior and all, but if your going to complain about foul language in a fucking kitchen then maybe this isn't your line of work. I've been in some other kitchens, she should really just be thankful I speak english and show up sober. Just saying.

>>4996989
If you can understand this post.......call an ambulance quick. I don't know if you're gonna make it.

>>4988548
>he doesn't use peppers

I would really like to stop coming here. Its an addiction. But I don't know where to go. I've been spending more time on le Reddit, it really is so much better than this trash.Ban me mod faggots like you did last time. I hate all of you and I hate this website. Fuck you.

>>4927953
True as fuck story.

>be in highschool
>walk into taco bell with group of five or six friends.
>30 mins til close so we eat in dining room
>we ravage the hot sauce container, which for some reason has been set up by an autist
>every sauce packet is set up in perfect lines with the front facing up
>fuck it, we need the sauce
>some obese nigress autist storms out of the kitchen and starts making a scene of how we'd destroyed her perfect sauce display
>mfw 20 minutes until close?
>she makes a huge deal of it, starts hollering and screeching
>whatever bitch
>even when we leave its five minutes until close
>shes still behind the counter aping up a hurricane
>I grab two of the cool ones, tell them lets go grab fistfulls of those precious sauce packets
>we walk to the condiment station and load up
>she starts screeching that shes calling the police
>fuck that, we walk out hands and pockets full of sauce
>we get outside and dump every sauce packet behind the back tires of my Jeep Cherokee.
>she follows out wailing and screaming about the police
>pull in reverse, its like a sauce packet popping exploding new years
>parking lot looks like an violent murder scene, sauce and aluminum everywhere.
>cracked out nigress tries to chase us out of the parking lot
>mfw she was probably arrested for crackhead when the cops showed up.

>>4759549
Its like you want cancer.

>>4348577
Oh. In that case, why don't you squirt them all up your fucking ass and shit-spray the results onto a neutral colored canvas. Like maybe your carpet, walls or dining table. If you aren't going to cook something then at least keep us amused. You did make a thread which may or may not be wasting our time.

Go on, OP. Make something of yourself. Entertain us, amuse us. You have our attention, now is the time to do something with your life. Shove that bottle of dill up your ass and squeeze hard for dear life.

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you picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.

>>4028478
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You will need:
>Canned Tuna
>Lemon Juice
>Salt & Pepper
>Celery
>Onion
>Bell Pepper (or carrot)
>Saltine Crackers (or breadcrumbs, or anything like that.)
>Cajun Seasoning
>Egg

Step One:
Chop up your celery, onion and bell pepper (or carrot) very finely and sautee it for a bit. (This'll obviously be your Mirepoix or "Holy Trinity" depending on which you decide to do. Either way, it's 1 part celery, 1 part bell pepper (or carrot) and 2 parts onion.)

Step Two:
Strain your tuna. Dump it into a bowl with the sauteed mixture and some saltines along with the Cajun seasoning, salt, pepper and lemon. Add egg. Mix it up.

Step Three:
Make patties out of the mixture. Lay them aside.

Step Four:
Cook the patties! Toss them in the same pan you sauteed the aromatics, cook them with butter until lightly browned on each side.

Step Five:
Eat. I like them in a pita with a light cream sauce or just plain. You can also try them on a fried tortilla with fresh veggies. It makes a great lunch.

Hope you enjoy!


Forgot the mayo/mustard. You need to add mayo and or mustard to the patty mixture.

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Alright /ck/ I wanna make a God-tier sandwich later. What do you guys recommend I get when I go to the store? Nothing too difficult, I don't plan on baking my own bread or anything.

Any meat or cheese combination recommendations? Any awesome veggies or sauces I could get? Any sort of bread that'll really bring it over the top? I am thinking about doing turkey, salami, bacon and swiss cooked on wheat bread in a pan like grilled cheese. After the outside is toasted I'd pull it apart and add some leaf lettuce, onion, tomato, ranch dressing, salt and pepper.

This is just the best thing I can think up but I'm up for suggestions.

>>3925886
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