/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19046683
Here in the state of Delaware we have a unique dish called the Delaware Smash. You start with a giant communal bowl of raw ground beef. Then when the horn blows, everybody strips naked, and crawls over each other to grab fistfulls of raw ground beef. Punching is allowed in Eastern Delaware, and you're not allowed to punch a lady more than once. When the horn blows again, everyone starts running around with the raw ground beef in their hands, screaming "DELAWARE SMASH!" and whooping like Indians. The first man who falls down gets surrounded and attacked, raw ground beef stuffed into his mouth, by which point he's usually started crying. But crying is surprisingly contagious, and soon enough everyone is bawling, sitting on the floor naked, covered in raw ground beef, maybe eating a little if they still have any appetite. Then, an hour later, you do the same thing again! And that's a Delaware Smash.