/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5224711
>we made the deal
>I make him something else if he doesn't want to try it

>>5081788
I'm eating at home alone, not trying to earn Gordon Ramsey approval. So eat a dick and enjoy your peanut butter and honey sandwich that your mom made for you.

The carrots I agree I dun goof'd. It was one whole carrot. Other than that, I disagree. Not all of us eat 2 lbs of food per meal.

>"sticky" frying pan

>>4994519
I thought it was exceptionally clever. But then I also think other wordplay that's been common since the late 90s is exceptionally clever. Sadly I'm too drunk to come up with any other representative examples.

>>4795346
>drenched in olive oil and pan fried
apply yourself/10

>>4726838
0/10, apply yourself.

>>4702950
At least it's on good wine rather than Bud Light and Smirnoff.

>slowcooker
>milksteak
>chicken nugger
>santoku
>nigella's rack
>garlic press
>fast food threads
The current squad is 1-2 years out of date. Update it or don't claim to represent /ck/

>>4673969
>I'm not even trolling
>dimples in a pro kitchen
>santoku in a pro kitchen
Seriously, dial it down. Or at least say vegan somewhere. Also the "three" he was talking about was Global, santoku, and dimples.

>expensive place
>all you can eat

>>4655927
>>4655930
Pull your panties out of your ass, Susie, it was a deliberately hyperbolic response to anyone anywhere wanting to ever visit a fucking botanical gardens. Plus I even tacked on the most useful suggestion in here of what to eat in Amsterdam.

>>4639655

>frozen beans

>>4617226
>We got these at my school a couple of months ago
>been on the internet for 35 years

>>4603435
>buy least flavorful, most expensive cut
>wrap it in bacon
>smother in blue cheese
He should make sure he cooks it to well, too.

>waiting for the mountain to turn blue before you drink