/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>work in a sushi takeout place
>customer comes in, walking slowly in circles for a little while, then takes a brief look at the menu
>"so uh.. this edamame bean thing.. is that the same thing as soy beans?"
>Yes sir
>"uhh.. you know men arent supposed to eat soy right? especially not soy sauce... do you serve soy to male customers or just the female ones?"
>oh boy..
>after asking a few more soy related questions, he wanders slowly around staring at my coworkers before leaving

what weird fixations have you stumbled upon recently /ck/?