/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>13219575
Yeah ive got some real helpful advice
Fucking kill yourself, you superAIDS+++ positive macaco
This is a thread for REAL javaseurs. Im talking sipping 'spressos straight out of a baristas dickhole after he cold brewed it in his kidneys and bladder for 15 fucking hours, ground the beans with his teeth, and roasted them in his asshole after dumping 6oz of ghost pepper sauce on half the taco bell menu
I recommend you take your faggot ass down to starbucks or dunkin donuts and just get babbys first latte. Just order 100% sandnigger coffee and jerk the hobo passedout in the bathroom off in your cup.if you prefer mocha, let the manager cornhole you and stir it with his dick
The fuckin nerve, asking for advice on "brands"