/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13441536
>clueless about the world around them.
I've been to 30 countries and 4 continents, and American food is undoubtedly the best by average and in the last 15 years has been the best overall (fine dining).
Everyplace else on Earth is foodlets for real.

>want to cook some eggs
>take your Yuroeggs off the kitchen shelf
>chicken shit crusted on the shells
>get chicken guano flakes in the pan
>just another Yurobreakfast!
>throw son's used jock straps in the washer while whisking your omelette
>I'm so efficient!