/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9947100
Fuck Indian housemates. I had the same shit
>in a small 4 bedroom sharehouse in college
>sharing with 2 good close friends, was good times
>master bedroom is unused for a year
>someone finally moves in
>Indian married couple
>apparently only he's going to University
>she just sits in the bedroom and waits until he tells her to do something, she isn't allowed to talk to anyone or do anything
>they apparently never wear shoes or clean their feet
>after 2 weeks the kitchen floor is covered in black sticky tar because of it
>upstairs bathroom is covered with the same shit, plus body hair
>it's like fucking Harambe shaves his whole body daily in there
>he never does fucking anything except walk around in his underpants nearly 24/7 and complain
>he wasnt even capable of making coffee or chai without waking her up at 4 in the morning and making her do it for him
>3 meals a day he expected huge, freshly cooked, hot meals
>Would invite 6 or 8 of his Indian friends over all the time without asking and talk at 300% volume until 3am on weeknights
>other poo in loo shenanigans
>us other 3 housemates all leave at the same time and go our own ways
At least they did the dishes though, and never stole any food so it could've been worse.

>>9921662
>went out for work xmas party a week ago
>$40 per person all you can eat, all the alcohol you can drink, usual deal
>one coworker keeps rejecting the food that's coming out to the table
>"nah I cant eat that, cant eat that, nah that makes me gag, cant eat that"
>doesn't even eat the fries because they're unhealthy
>she's a 40kg stick
>other coworkers start to notice and start asking her questions about her diet/habits
>apparently she doesn't eat really anything
>Coworker: "Ok well at least have a drink or two"
>Her: "Oh I cant drink tonight, I drove"
She literally paid $40 to just sit at the table for 90mins.