/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8391855
Perhaps you're underthinking the problem.
Did you ever even consider the atmospheric pressure in your home?
You've just been lucky so far, who knows what egg evil you might have made without checking the mineral content of your water.
Let's not even get to the egg! You're measuring the weight of your yolk right??

Dumpstea Bunlings.

>>8071940
I'm sorry, but this is literally the mathematically correct way to eat a pizza.

Being a flat surface in space, a slice of Pizza has a curve of zero. If you draw a line in each direction you have no curve.
This is an immutable fact about the surface.
If you fold the pizza slice and introduce a curve, you may have a positive curve in one direction but because the curve of the surface can NOT change, mathematically the other direction of the pizza must remain flat to have a curve of zero. ( Zero times a positive will result in zero )
This means that curving a flat surface in one direction introduces a stability against curving in the perpendicular direction. This will allow the pizza to remain straight long enough to make it into your mouth without looking like a mong.
Of course, the surface of a pizza slice is a lot more complicated in real life so the method isn't perfect, but it's just right enough for the proper consumption of pizza.