/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9508744

>>7141625
OML.... My sides are in fucking orbit... OUTSIDE the entire Milky Way....

There are people on this board right now that enjoy cranberry sauce straight from the can.

>be jersey-fag
>major in human resource management
>heavystudentloan.avi
>have to make money fast so decide to an international posting
>first posting is in India
>only available vacancy so have to take it to make some dough
>start having nightmares about cows on the road and poo on the sidewalk
>read about humidity levels and general lack of hygiene among Indians
>Iwannakillmyself.jpeg
>reach India to be pleasantly surprised
>there's no shit on the streets
>nobody cares what I download or upload and cyber laws are a joke
>they don't even use paper to wipe the shit off, they use handheld bidets meaning no balls of shit left after a dump
>food tasted like donkey balls at first but its way better than the fat-fag-making horseshit they serve back home
>people are super polite and cost of living is almost zero
>it never snows and its always sunny but not humid
>literacy rate is above 90%
>infant mortality rate is lower than many countries
>everyone knows English and I live in a fucking penthouse paying the same rent i would've paid for a shitty apartment back home
>mfw I'm never leaving

tl;dr say all you want about India but I fucking hate America and I'm never coming back.

>>6775914
>Lemon
>Lime
>Same