/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20503484
>didn't cheat on her, there were several times it was there for the taking with way better pussy than I can usually pull
Let me just stop you right there, kid. THIS is where you fucked up. You knew the bitch had other life plans and any one of those hot girls could have soulmate qualities AND wanted to live on a farm or whatever your dumbass dream is.

>>20464928
>mfw when some wagie faggot got so assblasted by a homo chef that he pouted on the four channel about it

>>20457625
Never met a singular faggot who passed up on following in their father's footsteps that didn't regret it. Go hurt people for a living and be feared across the globe, kid. Dentists crush pussy, too

>>18137959
Any opinion being expressed by a frog or soyjack is automatically retarded and discarded.so no matter what you're trying to get across, it's wrong

>>18101411
>does anyone else eat spicy food

Line up jew, my dick is prime for a sucking. I'm going to eat a bacon cheeseburger while I do it. You'll feel dirty about it, but god will toy su k this fat cock. I won't tell you parents, but it will be hard to hide when I'm coming over once a week for you to please me while I defile your religion.

>>17872530
>please don't hero yourself

>roleplay thread
now you're talking my language
I'll go:

>go to restaurant by myself
>waitress is a solid 9/10
>ask her what she would recommend
>"Shrimp Scampi"
>"Oh, I'd love to try it but it's so much better at this other place down the road"
>"Is thst right?"
>"Yeah you should go there withrbmr sometime and find out for yourself"
I ended up ordering the veal companara and got her number after, plan on going out.
Does /ck/ pay for their dates?

Good one I got, right?
I figure I post a picture of generic Italian food and I reap in the (You)s

>>17832286
>that's a different kind of slave. Corporate stiffs are the eunuchs. The illusion of prestige castrated by its precarity and practical uselessness.
holy God in heaven are you fucking retarded

>>17794949
Man, if you're going to throw your food out for the world to see, be ready to be shit on. You're ultra assblasted that you made bad food. You chose this

>>17732383
>>17732398
Now THIS is the role-play I come to /ck/ for

>>17625052
not being able to read isn't a problem. There are plenty of blind retards who can't into books. They don't double down, they just say "I'm eye retarded" and love their stupid lives.