/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Man, don't worry about that shit
I am a girl and my mother was obsessed with me not 'being a housewife' when I was growing up

This meant I was never taught to cook, taught to clean, or anything else that could be considered useful to a husband. I remember that one time I made cupcakes while she was out to try and prove how good I could be at this stuff. When I offered one to her she got mad and made me act like her wife for the entire week which involved sleeping in bed next to her while she kept asking for sex by ramming her knee into me and asking me to suck her cock, cleaning all her messes etc to try and prove what a mistake I was making

So glad I learnt to cook when I moved out. Its a great skill to have and isn't 'sexist' at all.

Women these days just don't want to cook bro. I used to pick up prostitutes and try to teach them simple recipes like spaghetti bolognaise, cheesecake, pizza, ice cream etc but basically none of them seemed to be too interested. Got one of them to bake me some cookies but they were really fucking bad, the chocolate chips were burnt etc and I ended up pouring them out the window. A real shame because I wanted to fucking give them a backup so they could get out of prostitution.