/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've got a cunt neighbor who is out of fuckin' control. She screams obscenities at me whenever I leave my house from her window. She enters my property and leaves harassing notes. If I go out on my porch to smoke a cigarette, she comes out with her fuckin' nutty german shepard and she's wacky enough to let it off the lease so I've been carrying my PPK in my pocket just to sit on my fuckin' porch anymore. That fuckin' dog has attacked 3 people. The police won't do shit. Oh, did I mention she was jailed for biting a cop at an airport last year?

Sorry to rant, but it's stressing my girlfriend out and that is really, really pissing me off, especially when I'm told by a cop, "there's nothing that can be done, just live with it." My life is depressing as it is, now this?!

This whiskey gives me ideas. Tonight is gonna be one angry drunk. Wish me luck, lads.