/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11762002
did I hit a nerve fatty?

>>10694386
>muh black boi boogeyman
Wh*toids never learn

>>8487559
I'm never going to a restaurant for breakfast ever again.

>couple hours before work starts
>rare treat that i made it through traffic this fast
>would usually just grab some jelly and toast and hop along to wage slaving
>decide to try that hipstery looking coffee shop a block from my job
>walk in and and see cashier is old white woman
>order extra buttermilk pancakes with bacon and scrambled eggs
>ya know basic shit anyone can cook
>she says ok so thats two orders?
>"uh no i want extra pancakes thats one order"
>pay and sit down
>15 minute wait not so bad i suppose
>lady walks up with two plates of pancakes
>chuckle and shake my head decide to play it off
>about to dig in
>wait what
>my bacon is fucking raw
>ok
>eggs start looking suspicious
>poke it
>slowly realize it wasnt scrambled, but that some one cooked the eggs without stirring it in the pan at all and just scrunched it up to make it look scrambled
>what the fuck
>ok whatever my pancakes are gonna be delicious right?
>they cant possibly not know how to make pancakes right /ck/?
>pancakes are powdery on the inside
>had enough
>bring my plate up front
>"Who made this miss"
>shocked silence
>"my meal was barely cooked"
>um let me get the manager
>"you dont have to do that, i just want my money back"
>they were going to charge me 25 dollars
>decide mcdonalds would be a safe bet today

Fuck this bullshit

>>8158043
>Voltage
>Low tier