/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Fuck you and your mothers, fuckers. I hit the fucking poultry button with a single fucking drumstick in there, and when I pulled the fucker out when it beeped I felt like I was filming a show for Jack. I then tried it with a piece of steak, and lo and fucking behold a straight up cow climbed the fuck out of my pressure cooker and raped my mother. The only fucking thing that actually came out well was shrimp and lobster, but those aren't difficult at all.

>mfw seeing /a/ flip their shit at all the Brazilians and Mexicans on their board

Holy shit, tonight is great.