/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>cntd
>decide I'm bored with my current table and go to the table where rest of my coworkers were sitting
>Dap everyone up at the table like I'm Tyrone the Hood nigga
>Then get into a conversation with one of my coworkers about girl and start giving him advice which is funny because I was a KHV
>Night is winding down and I think to myself "I don't have to go home alone"
>remember my roommate's blond qt friend from earlier in the night
>try to find her
>end up finding my roommate's friend group but the blonde girl isn't there
>instead I short a short blond fat bitch
>think to myself "this will do"
>next thing I know is that she's walking me to my room
>try making a ton of really cringe sexual advances on her but she keeps saying no
>start crying
>Tell her "I'm so alone I can't take it anymore"
>she walks me back into my room and tucks me into my bed
>As she leaves I ask her where she's going
>she laughs and walks away
>mutter to myself "fucking bitch" and fall asleep
>wake up the next morning hungover and realize what I had done the night before
>mfw the shame still haunts me to this day